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BIO

RHEA STEVE
The first thing you need to know about us is, we're consummate smartasses. Actually, I'm the consummate smartass. She's the penultimate smartass.
Also, we have big vocabularies. You betcha.
We met on a blind date. I was nervous, so I talked non-stop. Let's not forget the chain-smoking.
I knew he was "the one" on our second date, but I kept my big yawp shut. Didn't want to terrify the poor guy. Not just then, anyway.
Ahem. Well, here are some choice tidbits about us. (Do these people really need to know this stuff?)
Favorite Movie
"It's a Wonderful Life" "Goodfellas" (or any Al Pacino movie)
Favorite Novel
"The Name of the Rose," Umberto Eco "Confederacy of Dunces," John Kennedy Toole
Favorite Opera
"Madame Butterfly," Puccini "Night at the Opera," Queen
Favorite Band/Performer
Little Feat Bruce Springsteen
Profession
Full-time, work-at-home, self-employed graphic designer! Yippee!!! Director of Communications and freelance humorist
Professions considered (and abandoned)
1. Cartoon voice
2. Seeing-eye dog trainer
3. Goatherd and olive rancher
1. Mathematician
2. Mathematician
3. Mathematician
Favorite Sports Teams
(How'd that get in here?) NY Giants, Mets, Knicks, NY Rangers
Heroes
Charles Darwin, An Wang, Oskar Schindler 1969 Mets
Favorite Cuisine
Italian Italian
Favorite Beauty Spot
Fishlake National Forest, Utah Zito's Bakery, Manhattan
Three words that best describe me:
Analytical, optimistic, sleepy Smart, nice, funny
Three things that most people don't know about me:
1. I can hum and whistle at the same time.
2. I have prehensile toes.
3. I'm an introvert.
1. I know everything.
2. I can do anything.
3. I'm never wrong.
Where you can find me online:

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Big Dance List - More original fun pages!
Funny Tummy - Food jokes, food humor, fake diets and recipes, and food games.

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Cafe Pretzel - Twisted humor t-shirts and gifts at Cafe Press.


Yuckles!
Silly as we wanna be!